If Only, If Only

If I could get paid to get high and maintain this blog, these are some of the things I would write ALL THE TIME, rather than planning to possibly write them SOMEDAY:

Girls Who Kick Ass: Why They Matter - Cassie & Rachel

Girls Who Kick Ass: Why They Matter - Harriet M. Welsch

Girls Who Kick Ass: Why They Matter - Elphaba Thropp

Girls Who Kick Ass: Why They Matter - Sunshine

Snarky Episode Guides: Ryan Reacts to The Vampire Diaries, Gilmore Girls, Charmed, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Veronica Mars, etc.

High-Tweeting the other 142 episode of Buffy

Seven Ways to Destroy a Smartphone Without Waking Your Neighbors

Seriously Serious Toy Reviews

Baked Baking: Some Useful Tips THAT MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE

The Very Young Witch & the Very Old Vampire

13 Witches I Fucking Hate
     (Prue Halliwell, Phoebe Halliwell, and eleven others . . . ?)

Snarky "Episode" Guides: Ryan Reacts to Every Animorphs Book Ever

Serious Thoughts on a Serious Topic: Ryan Reads Comic Books
     (Runaways, Fables, Spider-Girl, Y: The Last Man, maybe even The Sandman)

Boring People: How to Spot Them & How to Stop Them

Apples: The Greatest Food on Earth, Period

Why I Wish Todrick Hall Was the Actual Love of My Life

(I can't think of a snappy headline for this one, but it would be such PURE, UNADULTERATED fun to review my favorite Disney movies.)

Six Ways a Protagonist of Color Would Change the Face of Superhero Movies Forever . . . Or Not

How (and Why) to Honestly Stop Giving a Fuck

How (and Why) to Stop Letting Stupid People Be Famous

Why ~YOU~ Are an Artist and It's Awesome

AND SO FORTH
AND SO ON