Adulthood Rocks My Socks, Let Me Tell You Why

photo found on Google Images, even though Google hates me today

Blueberry. Cheesecake. Ice cream.

I could have absolutely eaten this for breakfast today, and no one would have told me otherwise, which might have happened if I hadn't forgotten that such a thing exists or that it's currently just chilling, or rather, freezing, in the freezer right over there.